I SWEAR I’LL BE CAREFUL, MOM AND DAD.
HAPPY 21ST ALYSSA ALTMAN. WE LOVE YOU, AS YOU WEAR A NECKLACE OF ALCOHOL YOU MOM AND DAD GOT YOU.
If any of you ever get any shit from anyone, TELL ME AND I’LL KILL THEM.
The friendships formed here at the Castle are everlasting. (via
youvegotbeauty)
Look at me in this picture. I look like I’m dying. Like…y’know, one of those biddies who has cancer.
Sympathy for the plight of cancer patients.
Oh my God, this lady is cruisin’. Peruisn’. Gettin’ down with her bad self. Wait, I think she’s naked.
Nick Mantle on a woman we saw swimming in Croatia.
Did you know there are spiders that can run at fifteen miles per hour? How fast can I run? MAYBE fourteen miles per hour.
Ethan Young, dropping truth bombs.
I swear, if one of those biddies tries to go back there, I’ll leap over the fucking bar, smash a bottle of like, schnapps over their head, and then like…put the glass shards in their eyes.
Ethan Young, protective of his American Night 90s playlist.